Thieving, destructive bastards. . .

So I wake up this morning, set to leave AMA's house, as usual (amorous male acquaintance, topic of whole other blog). Get to sister's house and come out to discovery that tire is completely flat. May be mechanical half-wit, but do know enough to recognize driving on a flat tire. Take out jack, and of course it's nonsense and stupid stick figure diagrams make no sense whatsoever. Neighbor comes out with some huge jack-like device and puts my donut on in about 5 seconds (it probably would have taken me about a day and a half).

Finally took to tire place, which miraculously was open on Sunday (thank goodness for secularization of society - otherwise would have to wait until Monday - instant gratification is grand). There was a "special" man who took the order - nice and willing, but not overly able, if you catch me. He took it to a surly man in the back who showed me the place where the tire had been slashed.

First thing I think of is: who did I piss off? Not anyone of late. Of course, could have been demeted Scottish man, but at last notice, was still in Scotland. But still quite furious about alleged blogs about himself. Besides, have gotten new car since demented Scottish bastard knew me (in fact, car only two weeks in my posession, which is even more irritating). Called AMA to tell him and he went to check his car - and his tire was flat to. As was his neighbor's. GAH - whole slashing frenzy. Little bastards. $116.00 of pain in my ass. Not to mention AMA - they stole his laptop earlier in the week during the whole broken door debacle. And they smashed the pumpkins - when will it all end?

Little juvenile delinquints - remind me of the boys went to Catholic school with. Except for that would have been childs' play for the ringleader, Chris. He drove himself to school when he was 12. Shaped an icicle into an icepick, put it into a snowball, and then threw it at another kid - who had a hole in his cheek and had to eat his food out of a syringe. I wonder what happened to that kid? He's probably a hired killer somewhere. Good person to know.